THE FREE PETEENA MANIFESTO

FREE PETEENA EVERYWHERE!

Whereas:
1. The alarming Peteena flesh trade on certain internet sites (which shall remain nameless but are lead by e-bay.com) is increasing, and...
2. said flesh trade is not only reprehensible and immoral in and of itself but also encourages the ongoing incarceration of Peteena in prisons of cardboard and celophane, and...
3. such trade and imprisonment are not only cruel and inhumane but extremely harmful to the delicate nature and sensibilities of Peteena, whether she be free or slave...

Peteena Declares:
1. Peteena should live not only free, but in pampered luxury!
2. Peteena is entitled to a full wardrobe with all accessories!
3. Peteena should be immediately liberated from her so-called "packaging" (i.e. imprisonment), where ever such "packaging" may exist!



FREE PETEENA EVERYWHERE!

FREE PETEENA EVERYWHERE!

FREE PETEENA EVERYWHERE!


LEGIONS OF FANS, YOU CAN HELP FREE PETEENA EVERYWHERE!

If you know where Peteena is being held, or if you yourself are holding Peteena prisoner, you must act now!

Peteena will pay $25 (U.S.) to free any sister Peteena, no matter what horrible sufferings she may have endured or physical deformities she may manifest. And to aid in the rehabilitation of Peteena, Peteena will pay $10 (U.S.) for any original Peteena outfit, or portion thereof.

Legions of fans, e-mail Peteena with any information leading to the rescue or rehabilitation of Peteena at: info@peteena.com


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