THE BOARDWALK IN AVALON, NEW JERSEY

Ah, the beach! Sand, sweat, flies, fat people wearing far too little clothing, Peteena can't get enough! And no trip to the beach is complete without a stroll down the boardwalk, where you can still go through a wad of bills like tissue in flu season. Why Avalon, you ask? Because it's not Cony Island, dufus, or Atlantic City, or even Stone Harbour. Because there's a Hoy's Five and Ten Cent Store, and the Avalon Freeze, and that place where they make the great sandwiches. That's why!

VISIT THE BOARDWALK IN AVALON, NEW JERSEY!


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